Seamus, "Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads A whale of a tale or two. 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved, On nights like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it's all true I swear by my tattoo".
Nessa, "Seamus, you don't have a tattoo".
Or When Nessa Got Her Spoon Back
Or TLC's Highland ER
Or The Butt of All Jokes
Or Balls Deep in Water
Or When Good Bears Go Bad
Or More Meak Than Beast