Mortar Maidens

<BODY BACKGROUND="spoon_and_blade_i000005.gif" TEXT=#000000 LINK=#FF8040 VLINK=#FF8000 BGCOLOR=#C0C0C0 > <BASE TARGET="_top"> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <IMG SRC="spoon_and_blade_i000049.gif" BORDER=0 ALIGN=MIDDLE WIDTH=312 HEIGHT=86 > </DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-size:10pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-size:10pt;'></FONT><FONT style='color:#FF0000;font-size:25pt;'><B>WARNING </B></FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-size:10pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-size:10pt;'></FONT><FONT style='color:#FF0000;font-size:16pt;'>Y</FONT><FONT style='color:#FF0000;font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>ou must read & Agree to the following Terms before Entering! </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:10pt;'></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>This is an adult-oriented site. If you are under the age of 18 (21 in some colonies) during the year of 1756, are offended by such material, or if it is illegal to view adult material in your community, please leave now. This site is not acting in any way to send you this information, you are choosing to receive it. Continuing means that you understand and accept responsibility for your own actions, thus releasing the creators of this Web page from all liability.  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>All joking aside in the year 1756 it was considered lewd, improper and immoral for a female to show ankle (stockings or not), elbow, or not to wear a hat. The point of this page is to have a little fun. Where as all pictures contained would be illegal in the year 1756, if they had pictures, they are perfectly normal today. But keep in mind we portray life in 1756.  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>So if you are not under 18 (21 in some colonies) in the year 1756, feel free to view various young maidens posing with our own <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00000e.htm">Howling Jezebel</A>. If you are under the age of 18 (21 in some colonies) and choose to enter, Maeldun of the Isle of Skye, also known as the Paisely Pimp or Big Sexy will have to teach you a lesson! </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> (See below) </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><IMG SRC="spoon_and_blade_i000046.jpg" BORDER=0 ALIGN=MIDDLE WIDTH=426 HEIGHT=657 >  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>He has a big stick and knows how to use it.  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:25pt;'>Maiden of the Month </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:20pt;'><B><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000037.htm">Ms. June 2008</A> </B></FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:20pt;'><B>Archive </B></FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:20pt;'><B></B></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000033.htm">Ms. August 2007</A> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:20pt;'><B> </B></FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:20pt;'><B></B></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002d.htm">Ms.January 2006</A>   <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002e.htm">Ms. February 2006</A> <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002f.htm">Ms. March 2006</A> <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000030.htm">Ms. June 2006</A> <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000031.htm">Ms. August 2006</A> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00001a.htm">Ms. January 2005</A>    <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00001b.htm">Ms. February 2005</A>   <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00001c.htm">Ms. March 2005</A>   <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00001e.htm">Ms. April 2005</A> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00001f.htm">Ms. May 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000023.htm">Ms. June 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000025.htm">Ms. July 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000026.htm">Ms. August 2005</A>  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000028.htm">Ms. September 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002a.htm">Ms. October 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002c.htm">Ms. November 2005</A>  <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_00002b.htm">Ms. December 2005</A> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'><A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000014.htm">Ms. October 2004</A>     <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000017.htm">Ms. November 2004</A>    <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000015.htm">Ms. December 2004  </A> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'></FONT><FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:25pt;'>Want to be a Mortar Maiden? </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'>If you are interested in becoming a Mortar Maiden please feel free to  e-mail us and we can see if we can make arrangements to take your picture with the Howling Jezebel. If you do any of the events that are on our <A class=s0 HREF="spoon_and_blade_000002.htm">schedule</A> and want to be a maiden, please stop by and we will be more then happy to oblige.  I will not use any photo's that are sent to me as all the models must pose with my mortar. So please don't take your own pictures and e-mail them to me.  </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s0 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> </FONT></DIV> <DIV ALIGN=center class=s3 style='text-align: center;'> <FONT style='font-family:"Arial";font-size:16pt;'> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript">var site="s19spoonandblade";var g_frames=true; </script> <script type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript1.2" src="http://s19.sitemeter.com/js/counter.js?site=s19spoonandblade"> </script> <noscript> <a href="http://s19.sitemeter.com/stats.asp?site=s19spoonandblade" target="_top"> <img src="http://s19.sitemeter.com/meter.asp?site=s19spoonandblade" alt="Site Meter" border=0></a> </noscript>    </B></FONT></DIV>